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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via 3rinsimone)

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anaakin:

star wars (bursts into tears)

(via sithmama)

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

sithmama:

older-and-far-away:

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

Four for you, Venezuela! 

Can that ya know come here

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via milesjai)

milesjai:

HEARD U WAS TALKIN SHIT

milesjai:

HEARD U WAS TALKIN SHIT

(Source: beyoncespenis)

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goteamjosh:

ispeakinhaiku:


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candlehat:


thejediwalking:


Look Sir… Droids


LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF OH MY GOD


THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN


these are the droids were looking for


*sobs*

goteamjosh:

ispeakinhaiku:

kev-n:

keyofmgy:

candlehat:

thejediwalking:

Look Sir…
Droids

LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF OH MY GOD

THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN

these are the droids were looking for

*sobs*

image

(via starwarsfuckyeah)


Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Vader 

Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Vader 

(Source: the-princess-leia, via starwarsfuckyeah)

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

(via ironbacon)

sarlisart:

my bbys

sarlisart:

my bbys

(via fuck-yeahpokemon)

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I GOT PROMOTED AT WORK.

I AM GOING TO BUY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU A DRINK.